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Wallet Roast: a share card from a wallet's real trades
Paste any wallet and get a card to share: its worst trade, its best trade, a paper-hands receipt, a diamond-hands score and a short roast. It's for fun, not financial advice. No account needed.
- Go to floorfeed.io/roast. Signed in, it opens on your own wallet's card: of the wallets in Settings → Your wallets (and one you've connected), the first with the most finished trades. Signed out, it opens on an example, one of this month's top flippers from the Leaders board.
- To roast another wallet, paste a 0x… or Solana address or an ENS name (name.eth) under Roast another wallet and tap Roast it, or tap one of Your wallets or a top flipper. Every card has the same box under it.
- Other ways in: Portfolio → NFTs → the Wallet Roast card; any wallet's page → Roast (on your own wallet it's there even before your first flip); and right-click (or long-press) any wallet on Leaders, Radar or Markets → Open roast.
- The first look at a wallet reads its earlier sales in the background, and the page fills in over a minute or two.
- Tap Share, then Post on X or Post on Farcaster. The link shows the card wherever you post it.
- The figures
- Every figure comes from FloorFeed's own profit data: this year's finished flips, after marketplace fees and royalties, on the collections FloorFeed tracks. One coin per card, the one the wallet flipped in most this year. Trades elsewhere, and NFTs it still holds, don't count. FloorFeed keeps profit on Solana and its Ethereum-style networks, and the page lists them.
- Paper-hands receipt
- The sale furthest under its collection's floor. It shows when FloorFeed read that floor, because it's a reading, not a live price, and it's the collection's cheapest listing, not the price of that NFT. A floor not read in the last 2 hours isn't used, and sales under 2% of the floor are treated as transfers.
- Diamond-hands score
- 0 to 100 from how long the wallet held what it sold: half from the median hold (30 days earns full marks), 30% from the share held a week or more, 20% from the share held a month or more.
- The roast
- A short AI line about the trades, and only the trades. The AI never writes a figure and never sees an NFT's name or the address: FloorFeed fills those in, and throws away any line that breaks the rules. When the month's AI budget is used up, the card uses a plain line of ours. A wallet with under 3 finished trades isn't roasted, and the page says there's too little history.
- Hide a card
- On a wallet's card, tap Your wallet? Hide this card, and sign the text with that wallet. It's a signature, not a transaction: it costs nothing. Connect the wallet to sign on the page, or sign elsewhere and paste it. The same steps bring it back. The page and its numbers go at once, and the picture leaves FloorFeed within about 10 minutes. A browser that already opened the picture, or a site that copied it for a link preview, may keep its own copy for longer. Smart contract wallets such as a Safe can't sign this way yet: ask Support.
Limits: each card refreshes at most once a day, and one visitor can look up 20 new wallets an hour and 60 a day (your own wallets count too), and a few ENS names a minute. Solana names (.sol) aren't looked up: paste the address. The card shows the address only, never a FloorFeed name or account.